Chicago is being socked by snow as I write. Who will survive? When will the four snowmen of the apocalypse appear? I can't say. I can say, however, that it is accompanied by thunder and that the federal government in Chicago, in its grand idiocy, isn't going to close its offices tomorrow.
UPDATE: My apologies to the federal government. They did close their offices, even though they didn't do so until around 6am this morning, after everything else in the city had come to a standstill. Good work, Feds. Good work.