Rick: Did you like the tilapia, Grandma and Grandpa?
Grandma: I liked it a lot, except mine didn't have rice. Grandpa's had rice, didn't it, Chuck?
Grandma: But Rick, you don't have to have rice. You could've gotten corn if you wanted.
Grandpa: We're going to Meijer tomorrow, we can pick up some corn then.
My grandparents are hilarious, especially when they aren't even trying.