Ha--this is awesome. Type in your name, and it picks a random name that you would have if you were one of Sarah Palin's kids. Mine is Rope Hoover Palin. My mom is Spoon Archer Palin, my dad is Spackle Camshaft Palin, and my great-great-great-grandmother (Kunnigunde Schneider) would be Clip Dragon Palin.
Try it out here!